Madea Goes To Jail Script
That old lady
is crazy.
You can say
that again.
Good morning, all.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
We reviewed our cases
over the weekend?
Yes.
Youre watching
that Mabel Simmons case.
- Its all over the news.
- Right.
Now, that old woman has been giving
the police the blues all of her life.
- She was an ugly baby.
- Okay.
- Petty theft at 9.
- Oh, my goodness.
Illegal ga
Gods Must Be Crazy Script
It looks like a paradise, but it is the most treacherous desert in the world:
The Kalahari. After the short rainy season...
...there are many water holes, and even rivers.
But after a few weeks, the water sinks away into the deep Kalahari sand.
The water holes dry, and the rivers stop flowing.
The grass fades to a beautiful blond colour...
...that offers excellent grazin
Ginger And Cinnamon Script
THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON
Im not that weird.
Some of my ideas might sound
a little weird, but...
Shes obsessed!
Go ahead and nod,
but she is.
What happens to unworn clothes?
She goes crazy every season.
Her clothes wont fit!
Wool is made from elastic fibers,
it shrinks.
She didnt gain weight,
her clothes shrunk!
Chocolate is not fattening.
It helps you lose weight.
T
Barbershop 2 Script
Get out of the way! Move!
Come on.
Come on, man.
Get up.
Come on.
Shoot!
Suspect out of the way.
Headirhg toward Excharhge.
Move it!
Qut of the way!
Hold it!
Dont move! Dont move!
Get away from that window!
Get over there!
Do what I say!
Qh, shit. Pick up my meat.
- You hungry, brother?
- Do I look hungry? Get over there!
I might be a little hungry,
but get your hands up!
- He
Half Baked Script
Wait, one
Wait, two
Three
Hey. Whats up, everybody ?
lm Thurgood Jenkins.
You know, its funny,
but l can trace the entire path
of my life to one childhood memory.
My last clear memory, really.
You see, it was the summer
before ninth grade.
lt was me, Brian, Kenny,
Scarface...
and of course
the loveable Old James.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute.
Old James-- Old James wasnt there.
l
Runaway Bride
Screenplay by
Sarah Parriott & Josann McGibbon
FADE IN
EXT. AN IMPOSSIBLE EXPANSE OF MARYLAND FARMLAND - DAY
The wind rustles the endless field of corn, blows over the
freshly mown meadow of soybeans, and magically sways a copse of
trees.
Its a Fall after-noon. A SUDDEN POUNDING OF GALLOPING HOOVES
breaks the peace and... A HORSE and RIDER burst between the rows
of corn into th
The Entity Script
- Fine. You can go on in. You know the way?
- Yes, I do. Thank you.
Im sorry Im late. I had car trouble again.
Would you believe it?
Bye-bye.
(rock music)
Hey, Bill. You left the lights on again.
The dishes are on the table,
the refrigerator door was open...
- I hate this. The whole place is a mess.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Any calls?
- No, your boyfriend did not call.
- Are you
Grizzly Man Script
Im out in the prime cut
of the big green.
Behind me is Ed and Rowdy, members
of an up-and-coming subadult gang.
Theyre challenging everything, including me.
Goes with the territory.
If I show weakness,
if I retreat,
I may be hurt,
I may be killed.
I must hold my own
if Im gonna stay within this land.
For once there is weakness,
they will exploit it, they will take me out,
they
Hysterical Blindness Script
-Ma.
-Thank you, honey.
See you later.
-You drive.
-Okay.
lm sitting at my computer
doing all that data entry shit...
they always stick me with, and l go blind.
You went blind?
Yeah. l couldnt see a thing.
So l started yelling, "My God, l cant see."
My God!
So, Susan walks me
to the lot and she goes...
"l get stuck with all the responsibility."
And lm like, "Youre righ
Jackass: Number Two Script
Attention!
Be seated.
Now, Id like to present to you
Jackass 2..
But before I do,
I would like to introduce you
to the fine men
who risked their lives
and livers to make this film possible.
By God, they made it their duty.
Soldiers!
About face!
Hello. Im Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!
At ease.
When we went out to shoot
Jackass Number Two,
we actually shot
two mov